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[em day @emdday]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/fdruWTnagp

[em day @emdday]

@megwanh mr. basement kyle

[Elmo @elmo]

Everybody say hello to May flowers! 🌻🌺🪻🌹🌼🪷🌷💐🌸

[folklaura @folklaura_]

bitches be like “I’m a real tough kid and I can handle my shit” and then cry to the prophecy when they get home

[em day @emdday]

@EhScootsy Hahahahahahaha stoppp

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

growing increasingly concerned over how bad TTPD is going to hurt my silly little feelings

[bee @SvddenRezzbian]

i don't have daddy issues it's my dad who has issues

[Elmo @elmo]

If anybody needs Elmo, Elmo will be right here coloring! 🖍️👍

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

I saw a woman say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave"

And damn.

[⚭girl, interrupting⚭ @irlrubysparks]

it’s not misogynistic to point out that lily gladstone gave a better performance than emma and that the academy heavily marketed this ceremony around the fact that she could potentially make history only to give it to a white woman btw

[em day @emdday]

Happy Birthday Scoooootssyyyyyy! Miss ya buddy

[Scott Marshall @EhScootsy]

30🎂
Feels good to be old

[R. @midnightstrack2]

“a man is allowed to react. a woman can only overreact.”

— Taylor Swift

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Now I have finally met my "mother", thanks to the @goldenglobes.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i was born to giggle with my homegirls

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

dry january unless someone invites me out

[max homa @Maxhoma]

This holiday season I’d like to give a special shoutout to all the significant others riding in a cart watching their guys shoot 92 while pretending to care about that par they made on 13. U are the real MVPs and deserve the best gifts

[culture @notgwendalupe]

merry christmas eve

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

visiting my bf's family for the first time. had spicy indian food for lunch. hours later I tell my bf I have to use the bathroom. he texts me don't clog toilet. I say haha don't worry. long story short toilet is clogged. should i kill myself?

[em day @emdday]

I can handle a lot of things about getting older…like grey hair and a sore back…but I am far too fragile to be made fun of by gen z.