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[emily @emden11]

#FrontierLies @FlyFrontier @FrontierCare

[emily @emden11]

@FrontierCare What’s also great, is that the crew held THIS flight for three other passengers but won’t even ask the crew of the Denver-San Diego flight to hold it for two of us!

[emily @emden11]

@FlyFrontier Hello! I have a delayed flight from ORF to DEN that’s an hour 30 behind. We are supposed to land at the same time as my connecting flight to SAN and the attendants won’t ask to hold the aircraft for a couple minutes...

[emily @emden11]

@FrontierCare adding you in the loop on this! It’d be great if the flight attendants on flight 271 from ORF to DEN could ask the crew on flight 553 from DEN to SAN to hold it for like, 10 minutes. Would hate to buy cheaper tickets from a different airline!

[emily @emden11]

Sweet Caroline just played at a pregame and no one else yelled EAT SHIT PITT during the chorus and I’m a lil upset about it

[emily @emden11]

@Aguuber Don’t worry Something in the Water is only nine days awayyyyy!

[emily @emden11]

@Aguuber 😂 they even got their food to go! I woulda paid their delivery fee if it meant I didn’t need to wait in line behind them while they made out

[emily @emden11]

Making a rare Twitter appearance to say if you and your boyfriend/girlfriend can’t keep your hands off each other while you wait in line at Chipotle, stay home and order delivery. Don’t be obnoxious.

[emily @emden11]

@katelynlydens 🤢 definitely won’t lol

[emily @emden11]

@katelynlydens Omg who is your dentist???

[emily @emden11]

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

[emily @emden11]

I bought 5 lotto tickets so I think have a pretty good shot 💰

[emily @emden11]

Problem #1: Shitty drivers being stupid. I’ll buy a helicopter and fly everywhere. Better yet, I don’t need to go anywhere because I don’t need to work, which solves problem #2: working on someone else’s terms

[emily @emden11]

I need to win the Mega Millions just for the peace of mind that I’d be able to stop dealing with all the bullshit I currently have to deal with

[emily @emden11]

It’s 2018. Every fast food restaurant should have a drive through. If I can order at a counter I should be able to order from my car.

[NJ Devil @NJDevil00]

🎶 Don't DooDooDoo Doo doo doodoodoo this at home 🎶

#nowWeRise | #NJDevils https://t.co/0372J0salo

[emily @emden11]

SOON 🎄🌃😁

[emily @emden11]

Sitting here waiting for the @NJDevils season to start like

[emily @emden11]

@TimmyGwinn 😂😂😂😂 omg

[emily @emden11]

Does anyone actually like Weezer’s cover of Africa? Or do the radio stations keep playing it to drive us crazy?