iheartarmadillos

god is a DJ

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

when the crimes are especially heinous

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

I ❤️ NY

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist.

[Chakk @JustChakk]

I still remember the first time I heard K.E.T.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I would never kill any birds let alone Two with A Stone

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

headed out for a walk if you need any rocks or bugs

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

hoe ass bitch

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Cuba you in danger girl

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

fatty @realDonaldTrump

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too

[Hello @VeinRichard]

does anyone have anything that I can have?

[abby @abbythesaintt]

It’s time for the black eyed peas to headline Coachella