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don’t forget to clean your bong. the aliens want a smooth rip before they dip.

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i just wanna Moon Tiara Action these hoes

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not me playing rock paper scissors with TSA across the airport.
he may have won, but i needed that interaction

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when he tells me my hair looks healthy 🥹🥰

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still to this day, my two top hype songs are Party on 5th Ave and Thriftshop

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never thought i’d witness 40 year old men ending friendships over pokémon cards

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i CAN do hard things. i just have to WANT to do the hard things

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a squirrel and i just played chicken. i won

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i’m way too excited over the news that the pilates lady i watch on youtube is pregnant.
god my baby fever is goin hard rn

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i’ve seen way too many flies fucking today. i feel harassed

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i swear, it’s the homeless that give the best compliments

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the happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts

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people don’t meet you where you’re at. they meet you where they’re at within your presence

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alcohol induced drippy shits (AIDS)

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humboldt homeless are so kind. i swear, the bring the best interactions

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new favorite sunday morning activity:
drinking coffee on the living room floor with my partner, while i play chess against myself and he plays Conan

this morning’s progress: white won again and his base is lookin sick as fck

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stop rehearsing tragedy and start planning action

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bouta get my dad to play world of warcraft with my mans and i

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i finally am high with my grandma in mexico. my life is complete

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is it national drive like a dumbass day or something?

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a hard pill to swallow

an ambiguous loss : sometimes in order to give up addictions, you need to give up certain people as well.

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kai showed me her capless knees

SHE DOESNT HAVE PATELLAS!!