emily joy

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

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@Wear_a_lid When you need the Indians to make up your year after a Cavs loss..... #rolltribe #ml14 #magic

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@schwabbie23 I thought about that driving home, I'm still going to tag you in a killer LinkedIn post, don't worry!!!

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@Wear_a_lid Probably the best thing I've read all day

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They just called for her over the intercom in the plane. Yup, her last name is SUCKER.

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A gate agent was sent to look for Patchouli in the bathroom as I was boarding. Uh oh.

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So Patchouli girl has disappeared into the bathroom and it has become something of a gate mystery to everyone. We're boarding.

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They just said we're boarding in 5 minutes. So... Crazy pants walks away from the gate? This should be good.

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Cue the wide-armed, exasperated, huffy stance by Patchouli Magoo. Huffy is the only way to describe this woman. Please don't breed.

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And she's at it again. She wants to know when they will be refunding her flight because of her "feelings"

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She's just STARING at her boarding passes as if they will get her to Cleveland faster - awesome, she is definitely on both my flights.

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She's been up and down, jumping in front of people trying to rebook multiple times, oblivious to everyone at the gate staring daggers at her

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Some lady next to me in a Twins scarf that we sell at my shops (shout out!) just called her the annoying flower child 😂😂😂

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She's clearly trashed and making a scene. Everyone else at the gate is totally cool and kind of doing the commiserating thing together

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So I'm stuck in MSP airport and this Patchouli girl has been losing her marbles because weather has our connection delayed in MDW

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And that's all I have to say about that.

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😂😂😂😂

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Custom stitch from @lids ready for Mother's Day! My mom says "And don't you forget it!"

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C11 C08 ML14 Market Meeting in full tilt! @lids @ScottyCarv