Joshua Michael, MD

Dad x 3, Husband, Emergency Physician, Emergency Department Director, Gimlet-Eyed Math Scold

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@AmyOxentenkoMD @AnnieSadostyMD @MayoClinic @MayoClinicEM @VenkBellamkonda @SMoeschlerMD @MTollefsonMD @MayoMedEd Congratulations, Annie!

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@nickmmark @jeremyfaust If they need a cath, make sure to also order a Eurojet.

Everyone will be happier.

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@DGlaucomflecken I’m pretty sure your taxi was leaking carbon monoxide.

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@AleBaezMD @visitthecapitol @RepRaulRuizMD @sethmoulton Strong work, my friend!

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@DGlaucomflecken @cataractsurgery “Before we can schedule your bypass, we will need clearance from your ophthalmologist. I just don’t want to see anymore eyeballs going sideways during surgery.”

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

My mother’s book of poetry about my father who passed away in 2013. Coming out in April.

[Finishing Line Press @FLPress]

FLP POETRY BOOK OF THE DAY: LETTING GRAVITY SPEAK by Erika Michael
ADVANCE ORDER: https://t.co/q0ZKOOdsnJ

In Letting Gravity Speak, Erika Michael has strung fine lines to catch the gravitons of #love. #poetry #widow #poems

[Finishing Line Press @FLPress]

FLP POETRY BOOK OF THE DAY: LETTING GRAVITY SPEAK by Erika Michael
ADVANCE ORDER: https://t.co/q0ZKOOdsnJ

In Letting Gravity Speak, Erika Michael has strung fine lines to catch the gravitons of #love. #poetry #widow #poems

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@AleBaezMD @Princeton @Barbie @Mattel @pinupmagazinex @HYPEBEAST Thanks, Alejandro. This is from the architect who did our remodel:

https://t.co/XIzLu5ydT6

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@DGlaucomflecken Pediatric Emergency Medicine.

A Dall-E AI generated image.

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@AineYoreMD Here’s how it works:

Suppose they need a particular engineer.

They have everything that person ever tweeted/DM’ed.

Shame if that one DM was released.

#kompromat

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@Joe_WWin @AineYoreMD @NBCNews @MeetThePress Like some sort of miracle weight loss plan, Pennsylvania just lost 180 pounds of blubber.

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@realQrampage What if you just feel like that dude?

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@DGlaucomflecken May I suggest flip books. And send them out by snail mail.

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@katrosenfield What are the odds?

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@chungk1031 Can you prove the square root of 2 is not rational?

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

@jeremyfaust I think what you’re telling me is “Tell me without ‘Tell me without telling me’ “

[Joshua Michael, MD @EMDocJosh]

First-born off to college today. Very proud of her. #Princeton

I’ll be okay. ̶K̶i̶d̶s̶ Grownups just need to learn resilience.