emily

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a businesswoman first and foremost

[James @CaucasianJames]

stoners, just thought of a cool tweet. “chiefin this super bowl i’m high as an eagle”

[emily @emdog9800]

I helped a lady pick her stuff up in the stop and shop parking lot when her bag broke and she told me I should steal her mucinex to get high as a reward. I thank her for the offer and the giggle

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

If I played a sport and got traded I would be so sad like wtf guys :(

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I do not do bugs. You can literally rob me with a roach

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

Making the new album

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same

[𝓜𝐚𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐦 🥀 @mayhembygaga]

the security guard really thought it was Gaga the way he followed her out of the crowd I’m screaming https://t.co/Yvae4r5SSH

[Scorpiio @Bscorpiio]

Incoming medical students walk out at University of Michigan’s white coat ceremony as the keynote speaker is openly anti-abortion

[emily @emdog9800]

@Uber I had the best driver tonight his name was Cesar but I don’t know how to write a review pls send me a link ty

[emily @emdog9800]

do you think Jesus had bday parties or was it Christmas straight from the jump

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[emily @emdog9800]

But on a serious note this is just fucking absurd

[emily @emdog9800]

If birth control is murder then I’ve been a murderer since i was 13!! Call me a trendsetter💀💀💀💀

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Louisiana is voting on a bill to criminalize IUDs, and plans on charging women with murder for using them.

[Rori Picker Neiss @roripn]

Roe wasn’t the start of people having abortions. It was the start of people not dying from abortions.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Don’t really drunk text but I’ll have two coffees on an empty stomach and send the most humiliating message of my life before 10am