Emily D

[Userofintellect @userofintellect]

I managed to turn a $38k day into this. It can happen to the best of us! Simply because I wanted to carry the short for a few days. I rarely do. Futures can't be messed with. Out of all positions, and now it will surely continue down.

[Emily D @emdorezas]

@louisvirtel Hahahaha!!

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Sweetie you are a first season Real Housewife making stuff up to stay on the show. https://t.co/nwHCj87vrE

[Emily D @emdorezas]

KellyAnne Conway approaches everyday of life like it's a Real Housewives reunion episode. #Bravo @KellyannePolls

[PUMP RULES Podcast @PumpRulesPod]

Listen to our new episode "Horses & #Hangovers" w/ @emdorezas & @J2thaJOY of The @HousewivesKiki Podcast! #PumpRules https://t.co/kkhSrQzRwT

[PUMP RULES Podcast @PumpRulesPod]

.@J2thaJOY # @emdorezas of @HousewivesKiki join us for this NEW ep, available NOW https://t.co/kkhSrQzRwT #PumpRules #BubbaBeach

[Housewives Kiki Show @HousewivesKiki]

A new episode for you!! Own it, baby!! Well, download it. Technically, we own it. @iTunesPodcasts @SoundCloud https://t.co/bwDY97wyYY

[Emily D @emdorezas]

It's so cool if you start Pink Floyd's The Wall album at the exact moment Trump began his Presidency it TOTALLY syncs up!!! 🌈🌈🌈

[Emily D @emdorezas]

@BethStern my fave gift to give my lil pals is ur book! Here is Charlotte talking about Yoda book in pre-K

[Justin Kaufmann @JustinKaufmann]

Tonight on #TheDownload: We talk #Thrones! - the new parody musical that opens tomorrow in #Chi #ApolloTheater @Babywantscandy @WGNRadio

[Emily D @emdorezas]

"I'll either vote for Hillary or see girl Ghostbusters but I'm not doin both, bro"-All Bernie Bros right now

[Emily D @emdorezas]

You love the #Bravo Housewives, right? Then please do have a sip and listen to our podcast. #RHOD #RHONY https://t.co/OS4I7rV4cS

[Housewives Kiki Show @HousewivesKiki]

Check out our latest episode on iTunes and SoundCloud! https://t.co/Zy6w3sIPru #RHONY #RHOD

[Emily D @emdorezas]

@mark_vana @NateCraigLive @CJSullivan_ Nate- what time?

[Emily D @emdorezas]

Telling my west coast friends about Wawa is like telling them that Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory, Narnia and Jesus are all real things.

[Emily D @emdorezas]

Thomas ALWAYS fucks up. Has there ever been a job he has done right?! What a useless fucking train. #thomasthetrain

[Emily D @emdorezas]

Has there ever been a more intense passion than baby boomer dads have for talking about what happened on The Big Bang Theory?

[Emily D @emdorezas]

I just wish someone would have told me Game Of Thrones was starting tonight.

[Emily D @emdorezas]

Looked at Myspace today. I imagine as I did it, Annie Potts was at a desk alone at their headquarters and screamed "WE GOT ONE!".

[Emily D @emdorezas]

My favorite game in the morning is "How loud did I say that last night?"

[Emily D @emdorezas]

ok: "these are my sweat pants". not ok: "These are my sweating pants".