Em Evans

Nashville 📍| fear is the mind killer

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

@Sleepiosa Oh I'm so sorry & sending all the love 😭

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

@brandigriggs @HunterBiden It's very important 🥰

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

I need to know @HunterBiden's favorite Fleet Foxes song 👀

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

I'm pretty sure a red eye from Vegas to Nashville just has got to be microdosing hell.

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

In Hawaii, in an Irish pub & the band is playing Wagonwheel. #thriving

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

What happens in Vegas' airport stays there, right? (Trying not to cry in a sport bar over a dirty martini because my book is sad)

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

Unfortunately I did just clap after the plane landed BUT it was because the flight attendant sang for us.

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

@brandigriggs 🥰🥰🥰

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

It's just that I always thought I'd never actually ever get a controller in my exact favorite shade of pink 🥹

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

V excited this morning for breakfast (got the blue eggs from costco 😌)

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

And I think it's cute that my dog & I use the same allergy medicine.

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

To give you a sense of how stupid this is, on the 20 minute drive between the Krispy Kreme on Thompson Lane in Nashville and the Krispy Kreme on Mallory Lane in Brentwood, you pass through five different congressional districts.

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

So, Graceland in Memphis and the Cool Springs Best Buy in Williamson County are in the 9th congressional district bordering Mississippi & Alabama.

But the Graceland Museum and the Cool Springs Mall are in the 5th congressional district bordering Arkansas, Missouri, & Kentucky.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Yeah @MarenMorris gets it 😕🇺🇸

[Mark Greene @RemakingManhood]

Brother Jones at the Tennessee State Capitol, 5/7/26.

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

@brandigriggs ‼️‼️‼️

[Em Evans @emdorkable]

I wish I could be normal about clothes, but alas, I was raised evangelical.

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application