Emily

[Emily @emdtastic]

Update: now it’s Celine Dion

[Emily @emdtastic]

My neighbors are blasting Sarah Mclachlan through the walls. Should I see if they’re ok?

[Emily @emdtastic]

Love waking up with ✨hangover anxiety✨

[Emily @emdtastic]

@__jjfa I knew it

[Emily @emdtastic]

Just got a phone call on my work phone with someone just heavily breathing into the phone. Should I be concerned?

[Emily @emdtastic]

@Zck11042270 It was my recruiting cell phone lol

[Emily @emdtastic]

@JonnyMacdurmom Right lol hella sketch

[Emily @emdtastic]

@__jjfa It’ll get better

[Emily @emdtastic]

Could they not find a Latin girl with real hips to play Selena?

[Emily @emdtastic]

@thefashionhomo We know lol

[Emily @emdtastic]

@Zck11042270 Are you ok? Lol

[caroline doyle @cd0yl3]

turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound

[Emily @emdtastic]

@aasshhlyn It’s hard because they both take up a lot of time and attention. Mango’s on the counters knocking over plants and glassware and Iggy is nipping, pooping, and peeing all over the place. Maybe an older cat would be different!

[Emily @emdtastic]

@aasshhlyn It’s a lot lol

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

capitalism

[Emily @emdtastic]

@aasshhlyn Thank you 😘

[Emily @emdtastic]

@__jjfa I told them to contact her if they had any doubt that we called them immediately lol

[Emily @emdtastic]

@__jjfa So ridiculous lol

[Emily @emdtastic]

Stay positive. Stay positive. Stay positive. Stay positive.