Emma

my goal in life it to have one hit tweet

[Emma @emdy1003]

Turns out, it will in fact graduate. Thank you Rhett and Link for making getting up for school early in the morning something to look forward to

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

people joke about her not being canada down, but going blonde while dating a misogynist hockey player is about as calgary, alberta as you can get

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

[Capitals Replays 🍁 @capsreplays]

so he doesn’t like when someone doesn’t stop when he asks them to

[🐻‍❄️ @despusssy]

bitch and cunt are not words for men to be using

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

Do lads forget they have a mother when you abuse, restrict, molest, harass, rape, murder women every day?

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Emma @emdy1003]

@allburndown

[Emma @emdy1003]

@NoahKahan Not great. Thanks for asking 🙂‍↕️

[Emma @emdy1003]

They put mama and baby together at the Hockey Hall of Fame 🙂‍↕️

[Emma @emdy1003]

@servingkahant Both my Call your mom tattoos

[Emma @emdy1003]

@matcha7th Walked by this yesterday and thought the same thing

[Emma @emdy1003]

@NoahKahan End of August !!!!

[Emma @emdy1003]

@jarvschaos I remember seeing a billboard of Sidney Crosby when I was a kid and it was him doing an ad for wonder bread

[Emma @emdy1003]

@calebrinis Very buck and Eddie of them

[Emma @emdy1003]

@Rianna_R01 @luvcelly Lmao I love this

[Emma @emdy1003]

@NoahKahan Noah Maurice Kahan I will personally pay you to send me Shape of My Shadow

[emma @iheartartrick]

don’t you wish your goalie was hot like ours

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy April's Fools to him.

[Emma @emdy1003]

@joesnicky He was out cause he went to Turkey