Emily

be kind to yourself • UNR '19 • JE •

[Emily @eme4usa]

@happydaze0 @ABC They are talking way too much lol we aren’t watching for them 🥴

[Keion @Keionisbored]

Eating food as an American is so depressing because everyday it's like "did you know that thing you've been eating since you were 6 is a class 1 carcinogen and illegal in 87 countries"

[Phoebe Bain @notnotphoebe]

My Google Drive storage is full do you guys think I can delete my AP US History essays yet or will I need those

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

Scrolling through Venmo looking at all the couples that charge each other money

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Best thing about @elonmusk buying Twitter is that all the smug, irritating, self-righteous ultra-woke people you’d most want to exit the platform are now leaving! 👌

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

[Dee @figgled]

It’s so funny when dogs are visibly tired. Big night was it mate

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Did you sleep well?
Me:

[Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel]

The best part about being a “conspiracy theorist” is not having myocarditis

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the fun part of pet ownership is that every now and then they'll start acting funny and the cure will either be that they need to take a dump or have a $3000 surgery and you just get to guess which one you're dealing with

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

this is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte

[bela @sweeterbela]

he said I’m not like the other girls but how does he know what other girls are like bro I can’t breathe rn 💔💔💔💔💔

[Emily @eme4usa]

@nicoletaluban @aherne_erin @leiss_shannon this weekend!!!!

[Emma Sophia @17emmasophia]

I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater

[Emily @eme4usa]

@buckedup @Jarrodetherton @aherne_erin i want it okay