Uwana

Everything that can go right, will go right. Anything that can work, will work.

[kamal @zeniusboy]

this french vs japanese twitter beef has to be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a while bec what even started it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[7Glitterr 🙊 @7drunkie]

How I feel reading the Japanese vs French beef

[Gypsy Rose Wuornos✨ @theboudoirmadam]

In case yall forgot this is what natural fat asses look like

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Paystack Co-founder , Ezra is trending and Feminist are in the center of it !

A thread 🧵

[Nduoma🤞 @NduomaPeter]

So it all started here.

Ezra, my guy, has been doing wonders since way back.

I hope we now know that not all démons wear black.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

And "baby" is not the same as "babe"...

Babe is for situationships. It is not for serious people.

Serious people say "baby"...go do your investigations, I have done mine.

"Baby" comes straight from the heart. Fresh as morning milk...

If "babe" is all you get, you're a victim

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Why do our lovers call us "baby"? Knowing very well we are old.

And how come we like it? What's up with that?

And what happens when the real baby comes along? Does my "baby" just fade away?

And if they know this, why introduce us to a standard they can't maintain?

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

It's not love for me, if my bum is perched on the sand: talking about the heaven on the other side of the ridge, and singing kumbaya. That's not my love. I am in love, when I am moving. When we are moving. From something... to somewhere...

A woman on a journey. That's my woman.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

The best part to romance is meeting a woman & knowing you're going to have to lock in like you never did. Because of the kind of woman she already was to herself before she met you. Not because she demands it of you. Every fibre in you, every muscle comes alive.

[The Grid Post @TheGridPost]

BLACKOUT LOOMS NATIONWIDE:

GenCos THREATEN SHUTDOWN OVER N4TRN FG UNPAID DEBT.

The Power Generation Companies (GenCos) have threatened to shut down their operations over N4 trillion debt owed them by the federal government.

[Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪 @Rixpoet]

Toni Morrison said, "If you can only be tall because somebody's on their knees, then you have a serious problem."

[Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪 @Rixpoet]

I am wary of men who only feel manly when a woman is below them. Wary of men who despise women’s existence as second fiddle to them. They are merchants of poverty, and we have the whole world to show for it.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

When I & 8 other schoolmates were remanded for "leading" a strike in school, it is the incorrigible robbers in the cells that beat us most. Way more than the police. They could not believe we were playing with education.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

The most embarrassing work-related thing I've witnessed, is someone who forgot to stop sharing their screen on a call and was reading through the offer letter they just received from another company.