Melanie Guzek

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@MarkyV @mikeguzek @TheOnion I'm so Twitter-deficient I didn't even know what this was in reference to. But yes, sadly, I got ALL the references in the article.

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@mikeguzek it's the least you could do

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@mikeguzek I think we all know the pecking order.

[Maxon Guzek @maxonguzek]

YES! Can't wait to meet you lil bro! RT @BabyGuzek It's official. I'm a boy!! http://t.co/c2SHT6Q3

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@mikeguzek Really need to get your handles straight. @emelgee @emelgee @emelgee

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@kguzek1 @mikeguzek I want to "like" your tweet. Can I do that here?

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@unmonoloco I'm boring. You should follow @maxonguzek for the real action.

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

LOST!

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@kguzek1 Thanks MIL! Bunch of love back at you!

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

Loyal Ironman athletic supporters get no love

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@mikeguzek not a bouncer. it's a jumperoo. not to be confused with exersaucer. keep up dude...

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

LOST!

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

Waiting for our pork tenderloin dinner to be ready and taking too long in my book. Dare we go by recommended cooking time or final temp?

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

spending the day with the Maxonator

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

grilled cheese sandwiches are underrated

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

just realized we bought a mega-pack of really thin and scratchy toilet paper. Lame.

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

I can only comprehend Twitter-sized thoughts today

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

was I still a responsible parent by putting sunglasses on Maxon on a sunny+windy stroller ride and it left indentions on his face?

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

@justjesskimmel he's doing a 5-hour ride--what scale do you think he's using?

[Melanie Guzek @emelgee]

walking zombie today