As an adult, I’ve lived in a number of places, but as far as I’m concerned, I’ve only ever had one real home. My home is my family. My home is Barack. #TheLightWeCarry
Twilight adult: it’s like a Disney adult except instead of paying hundreds of dollars to go a theme park, you pay hundreds of dollars for Robert Pattinson to watch you sleep
I served my country for 8 years in the USAF. Today I took my flag down. The freedom I served to defend, no longer applies to me, or my mothers, or my daughter, or your daughters.
I refuse to let my new granddaughter have to fight for the rights that generations have fought for & won, rights that she should be guaranteed.
For anyone who needs access to care, our state will welcome you with open arms. Abortion will always be safe & accessible in New York.
*trips at work and falls in front of students* “Jesus Christ!”
My (kindergarten) student: “can you please not say that”
Me: *thinking I’m going to get a very upset email from a parent* “yes I’m so sorry”
Student: “it’s okay, I just really hate Jesus”