Eel

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[Eel @emelwd]

Why did a job application ask if I'm Catholic, protestant or neither. Such a bizzare question to ask an English person.

[Eel @emelwd]

@smaffoo Nah I'll think you'll find that's me

[Huddersfield Town @htafc]

FT.

#htafc | @sbk

[Eel @emelwd]

OH MY GOOOOD #bcafc

[Eel @emelwd]

What's with us and a 2-1 might put a bet on for us to win 2-1 next game but I just know that'll jinx it #bcafc

[Eel @emelwd]

@Li83RTY @procastoast @MonkeyBoy32904 @henrybadger19 What if instead of durability it just corrodes over time

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

Fair play, from a fish fan

[Bradford City AFC @officialbantams]

WE’RE ON OUR WAY! 🤩

#BCAFC

[Eel @emelwd]

Never a doubt #bcafc

[BantamJo @jegolton]

Lancashire skies just now.
Very odd sighting of something moving through the air.
#ufo #darkskies #stars #nightsky #iphone15pro

[Eel @emelwd]

Last night I played too much balatro too late so when I went to sleep for hours I was having a dream where I would have to play games of balatro and when I lost I'd wake up and lose all my "sleep progress" and start again this might be the strangest dream ever

[Eel @emelwd]

@joeshank322 Run while you can

[Eel @emelwd]

Americans can't be trusted with America we should take it back and use as a prison like the good old days of Australia

[Eel @emelwd]

Did actually drop my gay card the other day most humiliating thing to ever happen

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

A classic

[Eel @emelwd]

Props to the wizard who was in my lecture

[Eel @emelwd]

Genuinely for a second thought I was getting a dollar 😔

[Eel @emelwd]

FUCK

[⊹ tess ⊹ @frowngardens]

i will give you 1$ if your pfp isn’t a famous white guy

[Eel @emelwd]

When my non binary child sucks at five nights at Freddy's

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@HvitaUlfrinn Five nights? Pah. One of my kids didn’t sleep through the night for their first two years.

[Eel @emelwd]

@Noahrobo1903 Jct600