E Martini

sour, sweet, and spicy.

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Dear future husband, I know you’re probably in a field rn bored. I also know it’s not because you’re a farmer, but because the party got busted and you’re all waiting in that corn.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Baby Kangaroo entered their garden and was refusing to leave. So this guy dressed up as mama kangaroo and tried to put it in his Kangaroo pouch

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Do you ever think about how Funyuns are onion flavored chips 🧅🧅 #shrekvibes

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Jeremy Allen White is really saving the soft chin community

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Even my doctor knows therapy can’t help me

[Nicky T @NickyT27]

The Romper Stomper comes out of the second port-o-potty from the left.

This Jim Ross call is now perfect. #StallBrawl

[E Martini @emelyma5]

@aaronnruss @eflores1897 You said it, not me

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Imagine not knowing how to swim 👀 couldn’t be me 😂😂

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude goes to waterpark but doesn't know how to swim 😳

[E Martini @emelyma5]

When I saw this I thought his son would be like 17, dog this shi weird

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Blueface is facing backlash after asking his son if he's gay because he was looking for snacks instead of being in the living room with dancers

[✧*:･ @cthuwucult]

could be us

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Comments are top tier

[John @goatspecialist]

it's criminal that there's nothing there to warn him

[E Martini @emelyma5]

Using my jbl speaker as a portable charger because it has a longer charge >>>>>>

[E Martini @emelyma5]

If you don’t want me to know what you’re saying, just say it in Spanish kinda fast and I’ll be lost 😔👉🏽👈🏽

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

6ix9ine should’ve did this when he got jumped

[Mind Essentials @Mind_Essentials]

12 Straightforward quotes on self care:

1.

[𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters]

guy films the delivery of his new Audi