Emma Crone

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

I’m gonna try for an Uptown girl. She’s been living in her 12 ancient grain alfalfa sprout organic gluten free bread world.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Amy’s Cancer Care Funding https://t.co/LuJwHwr5ag

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

On the elliptical...listening to Aria Code...crying...@WQXR

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Aside from the obvious, are there people who don’t double dip peanut butter? Is it even possible?

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

“Keep your dirty paws off of me! You have so much dandruff I don’t want you near me” —customer speaking to another customer AKA human being speaking to another human being. Ahhhhh New York City... #phrasesofnewyork

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

I drove a @Tesla today 🤤

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

“She’s having a Yoga teacher identity crisis.” #phrasesofNY #PONY

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What the actual eff do all these effing people have to effing honk about. EFF!

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Me: could stand to lose a couple of winter pounds. Also me: has a snack while standing in open fridge looking for a snack.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Is Cardi B Cardi A's plan b? Like, where is Cardi A? Did things not go well for her? Did we just skip her? And are we to expect 24 more Cardis?

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

At 26, I have accepted my future as a New Balance-wearing 55 year old.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

I don't care how hold you are, you still get excited when your parents come to school.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Is 7:35 too early to go to bed? Asking for a friend...

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Not sure what areas need more attention in the gym? Don't worry, your cat can help by kneading its paws into your sad, flabby body parts for clarification. #passiveaggressivehints

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

I'm sure people don't stand during the anthem while watching a game in a bar or on a couch...I know I haven't.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Family doctor: "Alright emma, what brings you in this time?"
Me: "The impending doom of my 26th birthday." #solonginsurance

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

"Hopefully by the time I want kids, men will be able to have kids."--@crone_tierney everybody.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Class was great until the instructor played Adele and now I'm crying in Zumba.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

Thursday, 6:30 pm at Cancun Inn, Sugar Loaf there will be a vigil for #Charolettesville. Please do your very best to go show your support.

[Emma Crone @emembobem]

First Lyft experience: got into a car that was not associated with Lyft. There was also a baby in the back seat.