“Keep your dirty paws off of me! You have so much dandruff I don’t want you near me” —customer speaking to another customer AKA human being speaking to another human being. Ahhhhh New York City... #phrasesofnewyork
Not sure what areas need more attention in the gym? Don't worry, your cat can help by kneading its paws into your sad, flabby body parts for clarification. #passiveaggressivehints