berkberkberk

making shart up as i go

[chief bucket getter @AYOdanimal]

I’d like to nominate this for CPOTY (cheese pull of the year) @Chilis thanks for an incredible evening at 45th & Lamar

[jeZAbelle @jezabzllz]

i love this jacket sm it makes me feel like a boohbah

[Longhorn Lads @LonghornLads]

what’s it gonna take to get the old intro video on the jumbotron during the Texas/Georgia game? @_delconte 🤔

DKR would explode 🤯

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

PSA for Longhorns attending the game this weekend:

Saying “OU Sucks” during Texas Fight when we aren’t playing Oklahoma is the equivalent of Texas A&M throwing “horns down” during a game against McNeese State.

“Go Horns, Go” for kids and elderly, “Make em eat shit” for others

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

you can lead a horse to the vibe but you can’t make it be chill like that

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Road trip

[rajesh sandcat @rajeshsandcat]

flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane

[berkberkberk @ememeberk]

That one friend after 3-4 drinks

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

no choccy milk

[i like food @messedupfoods]

prosciutto by the foot

[berkberkberk @ememeberk]

@Bob_Janke Serving kuntz

[LeBron James @KingJames]

COOP GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!

[berkberkberk @ememeberk]

@ABoumalit I never said everything is antisemitic. But this theory has no basis and has been debunked by historians, linguists and geneticists. The final fate of the Khazars after their decline remains unknown.

[Matthew Feinberg @thewebbie]

@leekern13 I hate being called a "White European"!
My DNA shows me 0% European, 100% Ashkenazi. My haplogroups both parents originate in the Middle East. Arabia/Levant. I also have the Cohen Gene (CMH). My Great Grandparents were run out of Europe for not being white!