CG

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Democratic Senator doing a bit with Ted Cruz. New York we reallly need to clean house

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[z @meoww739]

im such a disgusting pervert thank god im a girl

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

they seriously just factory manufacture insecurities for women...why would i ever gaf if u can see the shape outline of my underwear thru my pants

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so funny to be right next to a 46 lane highway and the only noise you care about is the slow ass American trains

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

in most of america you experience a title run through a television in a living room you drove to. in new york the game was projected on the sides of buildings and strangers hugged on the sidewalk at midnight. density is just the precondition for collective joy

[charlie @chunkbardey]

where r u. where did u post that picture from. where is it in the picture you posted. who’s there and where are you and who are you there with. also where are you going and who will be with you. and where have you been

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

The speed with which we pivoted from “Knicks in 4” to an equally enthusiastic “Knicks in 5” is exactly how I treat every personal and professional goal.

[Paul @orangepaulp]

wait this is so beautiful I’m gonna cry

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Have you found healing through dance today?

[CG @emeragold]

@akermanfanclub Literally was showing my friend my Twitter feed tonight and he was like oh so your algorithm shows you hot guys……. I was like you will never understand Paul Downs, look away

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s so easy to spot AI writing bc it always sounds like it was written by a fedora

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my subway take is that people who don’t actually ever take the subway shouldn’t be allowed on subway takes.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first