the phantom menace

i would’ve been burned at the stake

[the phantom menace @emerald____eyes]

Shout out Pavlov and his bitch

[skyte @ihateskyte]

Get your dopamine from what you create not what you consume

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

This is not a coincidence btw. I hope you all know that

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Forever a girl who is obsessed with the way the sun sparkles on water

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

fuck jaime lannister, brienne should’ve got with that massive wildling who worshipped the ground she walked on, it’s what she deserved. not the sisterfucker

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Uneducated voters pose a greater risk to this nation than undocumented immigrants ever will.

[brad @StonedJesus69]

Some people my age are bringing home their wives and children for the holidays. Me? I’m bringing San Diego emo band aren’t we amphibians

[quinn 🖤 @averagetexanman]

i’m driving 1hr+ to see a band i sort of like

[Astropics @astro4pics]

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[kenzie (tenmocorp™ employee) @N0XSLEEP]

what the 6 foot guy in the pit sees when I tap his shoulder

[≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @KNIFEPRIVILEGES]

this has been my experience with crowd surfers so far. the energy is there im just short.

[໊ @cdoll]

real 😭

[the phantom menace @emerald____eyes]

The lioness does not concern herself with stimming in the pit

[the phantom menace @emerald____eyes]

Convincing my boss to go to the Pool Kids concert

[𝖆𝖘𝖍 @cemetaryway]

autistic mfs be like: “i dont like loud noises or being touched but I LOVE hardcore shows and moshing and crowdsurfing” (im mfs)

[aren’t we amphibians @amphibiansCA]

two pretty best friends

[the phantom menace @emerald____eyes]

I’m scared of all the rizz or whatever Ben Quad said