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onion juice / currently studying math at a university somewhere / not 25 years old

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AI is like a horse. It might be useful now, but we sadly need to obliterate it as fast as possible

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PSA DONT fuck a monius strip you WILL get PAPERCUTS!!!

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in calculus 3 they take out your heart and weigh it against a feather

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me:

hey what should i call you

extremely androgynous nonbinary person that keeps changing the gender they appear as to escape from the law:
call me alex

batman:
HEY is that the woker??

me:
no it is alex

batman:
ok carry on then

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"legal pads"?
fascinating
i always thought lawyers had the same vaginas as the rest of us
the more you know

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@Defunctland LETS GOOOOOOO

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my boobs are bigger than my brain
so they must contain my knowledge
call that a booblioteca

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@bslidepark @pickover @grok You could use it as a way to calculate an approximation of ln(x), but it would be quite inefficient and less precise than other methods

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@musk_be_free @TatsunokoCroi @DocStrangelove2 Murders, rapes, and carjackings generally don't involve a giant green line in the sky pointing at your exact position

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@popgoestheyeena @MADRATDEADRAP Have you seen Defunctland's videos on Disney's animatronics? It's pretty good!

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@Watermelon1Sir Beautiful

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@memecrashes

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@MocaIsSoLoca

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Dante's Inferno but it's a field trip

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@MerriamWebster

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epic movie idea:
1984
but with LESBIANS

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how it feels to worry about a test all day only for it to not be that bad

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know the difference:
'wesley crusher' - sort of annyoing guy on the bridge. cool though

'the wesley crusher' - the machine we made to destroy him if he gets too powerful

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@cuckposer It means theyr'e out of battery