Jason

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

Is the #customerservice department at @Wizards of the Coast actually functioning? I have an active ticket that's gone nearly a month without any response whatsoever...

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

...great job, #MTGSecretLair ... my turn, line is paused, technical difficulties... so stay glued to the computer, because I could be on the clock at any second, for the next who-knows-how-many minutes/hours.

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

What happens when you lose so many players that your "dimensionality" drops into the negatives?
#49ers

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@ThaRealSheepdog @KKirkwoodRacing HOO2IERS

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@callykarishokka i mean. i can think of worse flavor combinations.

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES?!
#MTGSecretLair

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

Sooooo... MTG #SecretLair said "log on at 8am PST and add to your cart for a random queue slot, or purchase at 9am PST the regular way!"
But with 20 minutes to go, the web site STILL doesn't have the page ready, and you KNOW you'll be waiting 1.5-2 hours anyway, once you click...

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@callykarishokka WHY

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

Happy #SecretLair day! May your wait times be short, and stock plentiful...

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

Watching items sell out, one by one, while waiting in the #SecretLair queue that I entered the MOMENT it went live, and still looking at more than an hour wait.

Great system you have there, @wizards_magic ...

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@emptyspaces0879 Possibly extra licensing costs with Universal? Or a cash grab, since Jaws is really the only mechanically unique card in this rollout...

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@itsatwinthing2 @LVMandM9onPrime We have confirmation that he is indeed playing Vandran, Fjord's former captain.

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

Trying to watch @CriticalRole
Twitch keeps playing ads over the program.
Beacon won't load.
Great start, guys.

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

#criticalrolespoilers
Oh, so we're getting twitch ads interrupting the stream now? Lovely. Gotta force everyone to Beacon somehow, I guess

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@callykarishokka Wabbit Wabbit?

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@nfldraftscout @AdamSchefter Why is this team SO prone to high-profile injuries? Do they have a deficiency in strength % conditioning coaching? Is the head office biased in favor of retaining fragile superstars over sturdy journeymen? Are they actually cursed?

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

A request for @CriticalRole merchandise...
When finally the time comes to design dice sets for #Campaign4 characters, please include one additional d12 in a different-yet-coordinating color, for maximum Daggerheart utility...!

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@callykarishokka Looking from the sidewalk is free. But if you want to come up and handle the merch and haggle prices, it'll cost you X dollars per person, upfront, or you can wait until 9 when we officially start.

[Jason @emeraldbeacon]

@callykarishokka Do callydroids dream of electric peeps?