Emerald Tortuga

We might not agree on everything, that's ok. I like video games & technology. Both major parties suck, the right just sucks a little less. Arbitrary-Pronouns

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@amuse Probably true, but standing on principle the guy was clearly hostile and resisting arrest. Cop might've went to far because tazer wasn't working, probably could've went to pepper spray instead, but oh well.

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@WithXS @ianmiles I swear you could catch these women with a glue trap

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@LASHYBILLS @crazyclips_ Security dude has a harder job than neon, because he actually has to hear dumb stuff like this all the time.

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@lporiginalg lol totally happened

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@Timcast For when you know your friends would make fun of you for being a weirdo soy boy, just lie and say you voted for Trump and secretly vote like your wive's boyfriend suggests.

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@KamalaHarris Can we get a community notes fact check on this lol.. so many lies here.

Like their claim there was no fraud last time and trump lost his cases before, despite the fact that he won most of them and proved fraud in several. He lost the ones they tossed out before evidence shown.

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@senshellho64352 @kindledi @stockbella @realDonaldTrump Bad people do bad things. We'd love to stop it, but second best option is enable women to defend themselves and empower others to stop criminals.

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@kindledi @stockbella @realDonaldTrump Right, lets keep our daughters safe from violent illegal aliens doing unspeakable things to them, safe from men in their locker rooms and sports, safe from crime in the cities, safe from poverty and inflation, safe from needless wars, etc..

TRUMP

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@Morphus_17 @IGN @Tim_Walz No thanks, he only serves white guy tacos, doesn't have any spices

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@ajtourville Walz thinks Trump is buying an election. Despite him being on the ticket spending way more money.

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@DoctorOfRadost @ramzpaul Yeah it's literally in the text at the bottom. You don't need to analyze imaginary lines.

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@projectkim You expect me to believe the average mile long tunnel costs a billion dollars? no.

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@BiggiusCatticus @Edwin_isme @NatCon2022 Actually you should just put your hands up or stand still and don't do anything until they tell you to. Grabbing your weapon at all, even if you're gonna put it on the ground or something is moronic. They cannot read your mind and will probably act faster than you.

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@makeupmommy90 @DGrayTexas45 @BehizyTweets It doesn't make sense to a human when you scan it. It just says SECURED@234732-23423985 etc.. and without knowing the code the machine uses you can't know if it's correct or not

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@insanefrog At this point, gaming is more mainstream, it's still mostly men playing "real" games (ie not mobile cash grab junk) on console and pc, but lots of women play. They play different games usually tho, more girls play animal crossing and stardew, more guys play COD & Resident Evil.

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@LPNational Trump is more libertarian than Chase. Better luck next time.

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@ajaywillis @DGrayTexas45 @BehizyTweets This is a lie. The QR code can easily hold the information to represent your votes. A QR code can store up to roughly 3kb of data, plenty for a ballot.

But, scanning these 2, it appears to be encrypted or scrambled in some way. You really don't know what data it holds.

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@MichaelQuindlen @kacieleac @BehizyTweets @Justice4allAK Yes, he paused the event because of medical issues with some attendees.

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@FearedBuck rare twitch w

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@LPNational Ah yes, libertarians love *checks notes*, ahem... Dick Cheney.