megan

aaron tveit | cillian murphy
Priv: @emeraldcillian

[megan @emeraldtveit]

Not this man.

[AARON @lidolmix]

men look so bad in tank tops..

[вlαnc @dqveed]

greet his children after having killed other people’s children

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Men can urinate in public and rarely face the same level of criticism that women do for breastfeeding in public.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner!

This is what AI 'writers' sound like

[daily aaristian tvouglas WE’RE BACK @dailyaarontveit]

i’ve run out of ways to say mom and dad

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

So Rape Academy dot com can stay up and running, but when women create a database of their abusers, that’s immediately taken down.

What the fuck?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Cockroach warns that insects could infest your kitchen.

[Shane Donovan @SDDonovan]

I do this WAY too much 😅.

[soul⁸ @leozkitty]

trying to join a fandom where everyone already knows eachother

[The Truest @dre___843]

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

Unpopular opinion: Entry-level jobs should require 0 years of experience.

[Ryan T. Brown 🎮🩷 @Toadsanime]

I don't think I'll ever forgive hypercapitalism for destroying the internet.

[Nay🐰 @felix_8felicis]

The things nowadays fanfic writers have to deal with:

[someone who has hope @reyloversum]

👋🏻

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

If they’re so proud why are their faces covered?