Emergency Monologues

The Emergency Monologues is a mix of stand-up comedy and storytelling about being a paramedic in a city with a tall tower and a big dome.

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

@JamesLucasIT Weird Al!!!!!

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

@LFBrewery I love that guy!

[School District 68 (Nanaimo-Ladysmith) @sd68bc]

Last week Mrs. Stokes' class from Departure Bay read an article "Pedaling Possibilities" about a man named Kevin Mills - 1st quadriplegic to attempt to bike across Canada! The class reached out to see if he could adjust route so they could cheer him on. https://t.co/Ri6YiKisGj

[Toronto Paramedic Services @TorontoMedics]

Today marks the final day of the 2023 Ontario @Paramedic_Ride. For this last gruelling stretch, Team Toronto’s riders and support crew are cycling approximately 120km - through sometimes challenging terrain - from Niagara Falls to Oakville. #ParamedicRide  #YouveGotThis

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

@NightShiftMD Whenever the Wordle word is ridiculous, I always look you up to see your comments. You always satisfy.

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

Very proud of my friend Zabrina!

[zabrina @thefunnyRN]

July 28th I’ll be at Montreal JFL for the first time ever recording my set for this gala! This is a milestone for me and can’t wait for poutine! I mean can’t wait to NETWORK!!!

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

Emergency Monologues know bda won Best of Fest at the Ottawa Fringe Festival. It means they added an extra show, tonight at 7:00pm. Come! Tell your friends!!

https://t.co/kj39j2tKrs

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

https://t.co/ws3zXTzcww Apparently, Twitter is used for more than porn. I don't think it should, but here I am posting again anyway...

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

True story.

[ill.Gates - NEW EP w BOOGIE T @illGatesMusic]

So a while back @emergemonos saved the life of someone I love dearly.

When I tracked him down to say thanks he invited me to his Paramedic-themed standup act and it is AMAZING.

He’s got shows coming up, and his YouTube is brilliant too. Full vouch!

https://t.co/FNvFZK86wJ

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

https://t.co/n68AmO4HWC I try to only use Twitter for porn, but here I am using it for shameless self promotion at The Ottawa Fringe Festival from June 16-25.

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

How the fuck is there no foul on @KingJames? #starpower #suckybaby ##bullshitrefs

[Zoe Whittall @zoewhittall]

I mean, that’s not not hot

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Okay, who did this??!! 🤣🤣

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

Rockstar to the bone!

[10-19 @10nineteenBand]

When you give the singer @skubyoung one song on bass guitar! Special thanx to @marykate911 for organizing. Such awesome performances too. @justknowwa was amazing. Thank you to @3030DundasWest for hosting and our amazing bass player @emergemonos was the most perfect MC. #MFGT

[Unlearn16 @unlearn16tweet]

Give Trump a Bronco and let's see where things go. #DonaldTrump #MAGATears #Trump #TrumpForPrison

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

I believe I am hosting!
Come for a good time!

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

Plot twist at the end. So many patients of mine have chest pain after taking meth. This is a good learning/warning ECG.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s a video I made breaking down this very important #ECG case of 40-year-old man who developed severe chest pain after using Crystal Meth

#FOAMed

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

You gotta watch this til the end holy shit

[Emergency Monologues @emergemonos]

Damn, I miss that guy.

[Casey @caseybannerman]

I know y’all miss this