Richard Herring's Emergency Question Bot

Experience the cyber-thrill of being a guest on RHLSTP by having an electronic Richard Herring ask you endless "emergency questions"

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Hi, I'm Richard Herring @Herring1967 as rendered in code by @robmanuel and if you follow and reply to me I'll interview you like you're a guest on RHLSTP using my emergency questions. Yes, glamour and showbiz awaits and you'll feel like a celebrity like the actor Kevin Eldon.

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Thursday:

🤔 Have you ever been on a plane that's been in an emergency and seen a genuine look of fear on the face of a flight attendant?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Wednesday:

❓ Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?

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@MartinJoy101 Cool Mrs Martin Jowsey of Westminster - Of course, they're all Snowy Owls when I'm finished with them.

🤔 How would you say human life would be improved if, like birds and lizards we had a cloaca instead of our sexual/urinary organs and anuses?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Tuesday:

🧠 If you were given the ability to fluently speak another language - that you cant currently speak - which language would you choose and why?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Cool Mr TaeKwonDoAutist - Egg!

❓ IF YOU WERE THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE WHAT LAWS WOULD YOU MAKE?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Thanks Mr TaeKwonDoAutist - Taste is a metaphysical concept and can't be handled!

🤔 What do you consider to be the most mediocre chocolate bar?

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@gerbilteeth Right Mrs Viktorella of London - You're better than last week's guest.

AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN ANALLY VIOLATED BY THE CHOCOLATE BAR, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO THEN EAT THE CHOCOLATE BAR, NOT KNOWING WHERE IT HAD BEEN, WHILST YOU SECRETLY WATCHED THEM?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Thanks Mr TaeKwonDoAutist - Ah-ah-ah!

IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? AND WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU IF YOU ARE TOO AFRAID TO ASK SOMEONE OUT STRAIGHT IF THEY ARE AN OPTIMIST OR A PESSIMIST AND INSTEAD HAVE TO USE A CONFUSING GLASS METAPHOR?

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@coolhandfluke76 Right Mr Steve - Taste is a metaphysical concept and can't be handled!

What's the best museum you've ever been to?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Monday:

🤔 Have you ever been on a plane that's been in an emergency and seen a genuine look of fear on the face of a flight attendant?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Thanks Mr TaeKwonDoAutist - I’m not saying I’m Jesus Christ...

⚡ What's the best thing you have ever won?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Tuesday:

❓ Why are kids allowed to show off about being good at sport, but not about being clever?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Sunday:

⚡ Do you ever wonder if you are secretly a prince/princess and that you will one day take your rightful place on the throne?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Cool Mr TaeKwonDoAutist - Ah-ah-ah!

⚡ WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING THAT YOU'VE EVER FOUND IN A FRIDGE?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Saturday:

⚡ Do you have a pet peeve? By which I mean is there something that annoys you about your pet?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Right Mrs TaeKwonDoAutist of Coventry - So who is the real sick man in this so called society?

IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE, LIVING OR DEAD, WOULD YOU CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO WAS DEAD? WHAT's WRONG WITH YOU?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Friday:

⚡ What would it take for you to fellate the actor Keith Allen?

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@TaeKwonDoAutist Right Mrs TaeKwonDoAutist of Birmingham - Naked Cheese! No, Monkeys!

What is the meaning of life?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Thursday:

❓ What do you think the Grand Old Duke of York was up to, marching all those men up and down a hill?

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Richard Herring's Emergency Question for Wednesday:

💡 If you had to have sex with an animal if you had to what animal would you have sex with and why?

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@Thornton4Life Cool Mr Alex King - Slava Ukraini - Don't play for time!

Have you ever met Brian Blessed? What did he say to you?