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[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

little bit funny that the falklands is genuinely one of only geopolitical situations where the uk is on the morally correct side (to the point where it feels like a made up hypothetical scenario) and yet argentina have made opposing it a key part of their national identity lol

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The explosive diarrhea-causing cyclosporiasis outbreak has now spread to 31 states, with nearly 7,000 potential cases.

Last year, RFK ordered the CDC's Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network to stop tracking cyclosporiasis.

[Greg 🚭🚯 @gregalmonte_]

@factpostnews

[tranzorbital @algae99847]

@singtoconley asgore is like the lebron james of child neglect

[TheGrunkler @SargeantBones]

@singtoconley Kris is the Lebron James of getting neglected. My poor child.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[owen crews @nevo1st]

Bless it’s like when you have non uniform day on the last day of school and you get to bring toys in

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hinge's founder has created an AI dating app that's straight out of Black Mirror

There are no profiles or matches to swipe through – the AI decides who it thinks you will be compatible with

[waldo @waldouey]

tried pluto bo2 again and its just 15 nukejacked servers with the worst connection ever and disabled tacs and infinite jump with some guy always going 94-12 every game

[cianeatsgrass @cianeatsgrass]

homerfan core

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Actually kind of hilarious that Lego made a whole movie about how their toys are meant to be played with, and since then they focused more and more on displays that are meant to sit on your shelf and do nothing

[🫵🏼 @rmcf_leo]

Underdog gimmick when u have referees on ur side is crazy

[Agent 4ft 7” @nathersjones]

They’re gonna give him one of those perfect days you give your dog before having him put down

[𖤐 @drkwintertokyoo]

I didn't drop 30 dollars to play some fuckass slums and yemen 😭

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’ll never understand how Italy went from winning the Euros to becoming a laughing stock in just 2 years… crazy downfall 😭

[jordan 𓄧 @SendoGoat]

Asked an Argentinian to name 3 things they got in their fridge

[Danz📌 #AfricaKilledMe @zinownh]

when the saliva starts building up too much…