Eleni Kramer

[♱ @ambrielrm]

if my man was in that submarine, i would’ve found it by now.

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: LIMITED TOO

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when she just got done acting crazy and now she wants a kiss

[trash jones @jzux]

siblings are important because they’re like external hard drives for your memories and personality. you can text them stuff like “what do i want for Christmas”

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me & my friends meeting up to talk about how we aren’t the issue

[SSJ4 goku 💫🐐 @Dro2H]

@PopBase Skechers is owned and operated by a Jewish family.

Kanye showing up and not knowing

[dizzy @rundizzy]

hey i quit ur job for u do u wanna hang out

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

You think you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia damn Soul.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

[Eleni Kramer @emerianos]

@elisvxmerivnos What if I forget what my favorite breakfast order is. @jcb_krmr

[Chester @chestermpierre]

having a child so expensive Rihanna gone back to work 😩

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

They said he got an interview at KFC today 👀🤣

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“how come you never post me?” i only post jokes on here babe and you not a joke to me

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

coming outside to get my “dinner for two” from the grubhub driver https://t.co/0qvU3TeBha

[Pfizer Chacha, PhD. @DrinkMyLassi]

Let’s get it

[Eleni Kramer @emerianos]

So I got 10% more

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Having a younger sibling can raise your blood pressure by more than 5%