dez

[dez @emericawolff]

my fav trio 🦋

[dez @emericawolff]

Athens airport is not for the weak

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[dez @emericawolff]

do it…sneak a small Bundt cake into the theaters…thank me later

[dez @emericawolff]

let me stare at the inside of a chicken nugget too long and it will ruin the whole meal

[dez @emericawolff]

the week before my period is dangerous waters

[dez @emericawolff]

as a 30 year old teen I’m starting to figure out I don’t know my size in anything lmaoo

[dez @emericawolff]

alright my amazon grip socks suck lol

[dez @emericawolff]

anything wedding affiliated is like 30 million dollars lmao

[dez @emericawolff]

picked up my wedding dress today. Purchased a veil. Did my taxes. Clean the house. All before 1pm wowwww

[dez @emericawolff]

why did I never think of where I had to store my wedding dress till the wedding lmaoooo like can you hold it for me

[dez @emericawolff]

My barre classes have been humbling

[dez @emericawolff]

the urge to buy new outfits but new year new me use what I have in my damn closet 🥲

[dez @emericawolff]

fr fr no shopping this year

[dez @emericawolff]

I never needed a iPad more in my life then now

[dez @emericawolff]

i really want to splurge on our plane tickets comfort wise but I just can’t lmaooooo it’s littelllly triple the price what the heck

[dez @emericawolff]

having a destination wedding is hoping you don’t get scammed phahaha

[dez @emericawolff]

mikes way no onion add light mayo w/ side of red pepper relish. your welcome

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[dez @emericawolff]

capital one cafe is that gurrrrl

[dez @emericawolff]

LOL