seahorses forever

five-foot-fine

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

what kind of demented soul would leave a water bottle full of blue raspberry svedka on their desk, so my unsuspecting, dehydrated ass would accidentally pound a shot at 6:30am on a Wednesday.

[kayla @mostlykayla]

What why does Rick and morty have such a grip on smoke shops and how do I stop it

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

all Dennis 💀

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

I donated blood in 11th grade to get out of 4 class periods and now I get hit up by the New York Blood Center every day.

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

@ooldgreg I’m LOSING IT

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

i wanna refund

[captain lesbian ⧗ @sapphicaptain]

quote with your atla big three!!

[Layla 🩵 @mxxnlitgem]

Red flags exist in friendships too

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

This is amazing - I can’t find her on Twitter but if you know her tag her

[Luftwaffle @waffle1942]

@dashiell_kirk @kevinsukholee

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

Sza writing 20 something at the age of 27 is terrifying cause damn bitch when does it get better

[miss perfect @mzpxrfect]

lmaooooo y’all i will fucking scream😂😂😂😂😂

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

@Amandarbor @ooldgreg I HAD HER!! She gave me 10 days of lunch detention bc I forgot a pen.

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

the looks I serve while shuffling from my bfs room to the bathroom at 2am

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

iykyk

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

@zitastan They slapped way harder that any other nugget ever will 😔

[seahorses forever @emerlerberkk]

does anyone remember when Burger King nuggets were crown shaped or am I tripping? everyone I’ve asked has no idea wtf I’m talking about.