emerson, dan

taco evangelist

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

Goodbye, McManus

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

@ChetHolmgren is on pace to travel 3 miles tonight after the slightest bit of contact.

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

And it still wasn’t enough 🐺

[Ron Johnson @3RonJohnson]

Bruh it took the refs 2 seconds to blow the whistle. Meaning they DID NOT see this play but they saw LeBron layin on the ground & said “hold up… somethin ain’t right.”
This is comical at this point. #Timberwolves playin 5 vs 8 down the stretch.

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

@PackManSamm NOT letting you should be a crime

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

RUDY MASTERCLASS!!!!

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

@PackManSamm Forever 16

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

The Buffalo Bills were just called for Roughing the Passer next week against Kansas City.

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

The Cheeto is looking especially Cheeto today.

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

Time to drop @tkelce’s speed in @EAMaddenNFL

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

@PackManSamm How do I sell my MN stock?

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

@PackManSamm Wow all the big government people want the big government party. Crazy.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isn’t running

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

You can’t make this stuff up.

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

The NFL is hilarious

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

To the Timberwolves Family: 

Nine years ago, I arrived in Minnesota as a young man with a dream. Little did I know that this place would become my home, and its people would become my family. Your love, support, and unwavering loyalty have fueled my journey and inspired me to be the best player I could be.

Thank you to my teammates, coaches, and the entire Timberwolves organization for the countless opportunities and experiences. I'll cherish the friendships I've made and the battles we've fought together.

To the incredible fans, your support has meant the world to me. It gave me strength on and off the court. I'll never forget it. 

You'll always hold a special place in my heart. Thank you for everything.

KAT

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court

[The Dispatch @thedispatch]

Minnesota recorded eight deaths among infants who survived abortion attempts during Tim Walz’s tenure as governor.

Fact check by @AJDemas:
https://t.co/SzxbG3ypmA

[emerson, dan @emersonmpls]

@esglaude He took a lil snooze there for a minute.

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

I’d trust the Governor of Minnesota on housing.

[Jake Rubinstein @Jlrube]

I would like the moderators to ask how they would deal with a drunken sailor early in the morning

[𝕁𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕟 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕣 @JLoveBurner10]

We are right on schedule