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100% that bitch

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@arnettwill little chipper aren’t we?

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Just realized I have 68 tweets and 2 of then are about Orlando Jones acting prowess

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I’m watching The Replacement on a motel TV and I just saw the scene where the Orlando Jones gets a touchdown and pretends the ball is a gun and proceeds to shoot all his teammates, the sideline photographers and then himself

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Has anyone even ever fuckin tried flex seal tape to stop a tank of water from leaking or were those infomercials the mandala effect

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Nic cage should’ve won an Oscar for that scene in gone in 60 seconds where he pretends to be a rich guy

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Fellas what’s a more stressful application process? Glass screen protector or single use face mask (with beard)?

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Omg there’s a rush hour tv show

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When is rush hour 4 coming out ?

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Normalize going to browns crafthouse on a Sunday afternoon for a sandwich and 3 fat tugs on a little bit of mushrooms with both headphones in playing a 2 hour jadakiss mix

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Chicks that binge SVU are guaranteed freaks the truth hurts society

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Haven’t eaten in 2 days wendys breakfast let’s fuckin go

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Everyone should be legally required to watch Drumline on a little bit of mushrooms

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Orlando Jones should’ve got the Oscar for Drumline and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees with me

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I ain’t never went nowhere