🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩

call me beep me if ya wanna reach me

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

Waiting for all the single dog dads to show up at the park

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Considering you rank 49th in education I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be able to find your way out even if you wanted to

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Putting RFK Jr in charge of women’s health is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of child safety.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

It’s crazy that we have a President returning to the White House, and basically no one from his administration is coming back because:

1. They hate him

2. They’re in jail

3. He tried to have them killed

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@bethseven7 Ice tea???? Be so for real

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

bby where else can you get a drink, bottomless chips and salsa and a big smasher burger with fries for $10.99????

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@bethseven7 She really glowed up

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@bethseven7 brother’s TikTok’s of him singing are the best part of my day

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@bethseven7 What’s the funniest thing your boyfriend has ever said

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@bethseven7 LOOOOOL

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

I was driving across town with my brother while he was on the phone with my other brother and in the span of 5 minutes they made at least 3 penis size innuendos

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

Everyone is focused on the vibe but HI THERE IS A GUN?????

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@awalmartparking Anything from welches I think? Or it might just be no aspartame

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

The want is simultaneous, the actions are not

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

I simultaneously want to vomit and eat Mac and cheese

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

Mediocre people on the internet really start a video with “unpopular opinion but…” and then proceed to give the worlds most popular opinion

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

Listen, yes I go apeshit for the eras tour but I would go MEGA apeshit if Miley Cyrus went on a Hannah Montana tour

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

I listened to the entire fearless (tv) album THRICE today except I had to listen to it on YouTube instead of Spotify bc I don’t know my Spotify login

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

Spotify wrapped is like the Apple Watch of music…if you didn’t listen to music on Spotify it doesn’t count like when you don’t wear your watch your steps don’t count

[🟩🟩Em 🟩🟩 @emeryado20]

@bethseven7 BECAUSE I JUST TOOK A SHIT ETHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!