Alison

Mama of Mr. Bojangles. UConn Husky. Awkward and awesome Austinite. ❤️ Be Kind ❤️

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Life expectancy for people with cystic fibrosis going up and up and up and uo

That's what REAL science does.

😍

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Dan Hurley bumping heads with a ref has officially made its way to Halloween 😂

📸: @lawlor5889, @CTMike78

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

He got it from his mama.

Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.

His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

A throwback picture of Holly the Duchess of Density and Backpack

Legends of the Game

[ADAM @adamemedia]

These privileged frat bros gang graped a girl and invited others to join in.

The story was buried, only two were expelled (Cornell suspensions are for genocide protestors) and we are only hearing about it now because the victim is suing.

Cornell protected them, the police protected them, the system protected them.

This the Epstein class. This is how it’s bred.

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Update: the official leatherbound record of the impeachment of Attorney General Paxton is seven volumes and was delivered to both Texas House and Senate offices today

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Don't trust the polls. Do your civic duty and vote

[Alison @emeryalison]

@BearBig40237 @thKuShutMeDown It’s says in the picture that the text is from the medic, not Michelle

[Alison @emeryalison]

@BingevibeTv Neagly’s first season was what Reacher S4 should have been. This season’s Reacher was difficult for me to get through, but I
really enjoyed Neagly

[Alison @emeryalison]

@AVMAvets You’re charging $28 for first aid education? This knowledge keeps our pets alive and should be free.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Something is happening in Texas. Holy shit.

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Celebrate California Wildlife Day in honor of iconic Big Bear bald eagle Jackie https://t.co/Z8qGCZp5Qt

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

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[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

Big Bear's beloved bald eagle Jackie honored on Sept. 4, California Wildlife Day https://t.co/O51Tn6xd0S

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

The man who invented the klaxon horn (and its loud AHOOGA sound) also invented the first electric hearing aid.

Inside you there are two wolves.

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Today is California Wildlife Day, created in honor of Jackie the beloved Big Bear eagle. 🦅❤️

The new observance celebrates Jackie’s legacy and California’s biodiversity, while recognizing the eagle’s impact on wildlife conservation efforts across the state.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Heavy hitter after heavy hitter 😳

@UConnMBB’s non-conference slate is CRAZY 😨

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

UConn's official schedule release notes for their rematch with Duke 😂👏

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Someone recently asked me how to deal with pet hair on clothes and I said I think pet hair adds to an outfit. Much like how authentic paint stains suggest you did something cool, pet hair and patched up stuff like this show you care about an animal, which is a virtue.