Erica Mesko

There's a koozie for that.

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There is a special place in hell for people that don’t use headphones on airplanes.

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Wonder what it’s like to go to a gym as a woman and not have a jacked up jerk stop and try to teach me how to lift.

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@dpmccord @petemrogers Hahahahah 😂

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It’s 28 degrees in Florida and I’d like to request a refund cause the only thing that should be frozen here is my margarita.

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No one moves faster than an office employee who hears that there’s free food in the kitchen.

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@Megan12Hoffman #neverforget

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One minute I have it all together and the next I’m asking for multiple refills of the free chips and salsa before I’ve ordered dinner.

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If you need me I'll be pouting until 2022. #USMNT

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I tend to feel I've hit peak adult when I fold my laundry as soon as the dryer is done.

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Me one week ago: Wow T Swift's new song is terrible. Me at work today: ohhh look what you made me do 🎶

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Nothing gets my OCD going like trying to fold a fitted sheet.

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Sometimes happiness comes in the form of Chinese food and Harry Potter weekend.

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Does anyone ever actually know what Shaggy is singing?

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Whenever I see a list titled "Things you didn't know about Harry Potter" #HarryPotter20

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@Megan12Hoffman You're not the first person who's attempted a repoke but got denied.

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@Megan12Hoffman @JJWatt Dreams really do come true 😍

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I'm pretty sure the @taylorswift13 song 22 is relatable for every year of your 20s, it's just not as fun to say you're feeling 27.

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@Megan12Hoffman @WomensHumor Adding this to my repertoire now 😂

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My smoke detector has been chirping since 6 am and I'm not tall enough to change the battery. SOS.

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27 years on this earth and I still severely overestimate how much ketchup I need for tater tots.