Emily 🤍

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

I can’t believe they’ve already invented a slur for robots.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

I could watch this for hours

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[emily prentiss’ controversially younger gf @jemilystrap]

if a girl invites you over to "talk about criminal minds" do NOT go. Its NOT code for sex she will literally make you watch 17 seasons of a show about FBI agents and explain how the blonde and brunette ones are secretly in love while mentioning every detail for 20 hours straight

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buzz. He just completed the biggest stretch we have ever seen. 14/10 we know that felt good

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@AMAZlNGNATURE When polar bear try to be careful on the ice

[nae @euphorixa]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[rem 🪐 @siccasfricc]

finally my dream job ! training ppl to be autistic

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

friendly reminder to everybody including the BBC that the reason almost everybody who goes for a private adhd assessment comes away with a diagnosis is that you probably wouldn’t bother paying £500+ for an assessment for something you weren’t pretty certain you had

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve said it before with regards to leaking female content creators’ nudes and i’ll say it again with regards to this deepfake pornography stuff— the reason you’re looking is because the lack of consent turns you on. you like it because these women did not consent. that’s it.

[… @Unkle_K]

This guy really is a loser sometimes lmao

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today I learned how a hedgehog gets an X-ray. Free him.

[sally darr @sallydarr]

dressing up as cocaine for halloween so he’ll do me in the bathroom at a party