emily

chunkers at Mecca?

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

7:20 and it’s still light outside

[emily @emfeerick21]

Bringing a chamoy pickle kit as an appetizer for Thanksgiving

[emily @emfeerick21]

@attyfee31 Thanks dad 🫶

[emily @emfeerick21]

Man spreading on my flight

[emily @emfeerick21]

If your phone flashes when you get a text you belong in jail

[emily @emfeerick21]

Yeah babes, we all know you thrifted that fit no need to tell us

[emily @emfeerick21]

@yngmoneycat Harder than the 40 yard dash you and abar were supposed to do

[emily @emfeerick21]

I bought a 4Runner because I live in St. Louis and driving here is pretty much 24/7 off-roading

[emily @emfeerick21]

Went to the grocery store instead of instacarting everyone clap

[emily @emfeerick21]

@yngmoneycat Save me some

[emily @emfeerick21]

Either I’m hearing the loudest back shots ever or they’re gunshots

[emily @emfeerick21]

I’m having enrichment time (haven’t moved from my couch in 8 hours) in my enclosure (my apartment)

[emily @emfeerick21]

Babe wake up people are recapping their 2022 like we haven’t already seen every single photo

[emily @emfeerick21]

@yngmoneycat You are when you stand up straight

[emily @emfeerick21]

Petition for me Catherine and Clare to spend every holiday together

[emily @emfeerick21]

I wana live in Roku city

[emily @emfeerick21]

@yngmoneycat Point proven

[emily @emfeerick21]

People that raw dog the airport floor with their bare feet terrify me

[emily @emfeerick21]

@yngmoneycat Except when it’s you and skout then it’s a compliment

[emily @emfeerick21]

I think when people show me their dog I’m going to start saying “you look like you’d own a dog like that” and walk away