Emily Flint

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

Spent all weekend at a German Shepherd training, come home NEEDING a Frenchie.

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

This is how I feel when I wrangle my dog in the mornings to dry his paws off after being outside.

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

My manager talked me into running a half marathon on 4 weeks. She is also the person who talked me into running 20 miles for a different race. I have to stop letting her talk me into the shit.

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

In case anyone wants to know what an “empty nest” looks like. This is a picture of my parents in their first class seats (nests) with the caption, “We love being empty nesters!” #imineconomy

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

Instead of working to try to get caught up on things before leave, I instead did the next lamest thing and filed my taxes like a true accounting nerd 🙃

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

Adulthood is going to silent auction fundraisers and hoping someone outbids you.

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

@emwatkins24 Yasssss

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

2019 off to a banging start. My brother comes home from deployment in February and he gets his next station in Rota, Spain! HELLO Europe, or should I say Hola?! #thankful

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

Does anyone else have a dog that loves the Polar Vortex and requires coaxing with treats to come inside? Kaiser has turned it into a game of “let’s see how long I can stay outside until Emily gets nervous the neighbors are going to call the cops for leaving a dog outside.”

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

@TheMCCourier1 @Monmouth This is Kaiser, a German Shepard and he loves all Fighting Scots. He is a bit partial to the soccer programs as his mom and dad are alumni!

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

On this morning’s episode of “Matt and Emily never have their sh*t together”, Matt took a vehicle with both sets of keys in it so now the dog and I are stranded until further notice.

[Ryan Mc @ryandaaalion]

The anticipation is REAL when awaiting a co-worker’s response to the overly used question “how are you?” Like, is it gunna be “ya know, same old same old” or something inspiring like “just livin the dream”

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

I’d like to get into contact with all the folks who sell my phone number to telemarketers. Not to complain, but just to work out a deal so I can get a cut too.

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

I really like all dogs, but I don’t know that I’d ever choose to get a little dog. HOWEVER, hand me a Frenchie and my knees wobble

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

Each year I sign up for indoor soccer, go to the first game, ready to tear it up and then sub myself out after 3 minutes.

[Emily Flint @emflint2]

Operation: Teach my dog how to do the “bang bang” trick has turned into me with a bloody nose and no actual work for my job getting done. #workfromhome

[Kerry D’Ortenzio @KerryDeoz]

You better retweet this.

[Paul V @PaullVelasco]

I used to make any excuse to why I should go to the bar. Now I make any excuse to go home from the bar.