Emily Fowler

Emfow here. Have a tweetacular day!

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Has anyone had the irritating experience of listening to another person blasting their music from their phone speaker at the gym? Has that person ever been a girl? Didn’t think so...

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I asked Jon how often he cleans out he lint catcher in the dryer and he responded “what?”. Not sure how boys survive in this world...

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Just biked by a group of retired men playing frisbee golf and it was everything that is good in this world.

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Just drove in 1/4 mile visibility fog and it was truly the closest to death I have ever come

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Highlight of the day: cookie butter milkshake. Low point of the day: spin class after cookie butter milkshake

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I think the hole in the ozone layer might be directly above Texas

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Baja Fresh at the Atlanta airport. All bets are off.

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Nothing worse than water fountain levels fluctuating in sync with toilet flushes at the airport...

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"If you can't pick up your dog's poop you shouldn't also be allowed to have a baby"

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Does drinking decaf coffee make me a true grown-up?

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How many years of life do you lose in the time spent turning inside-out shirts back inside-in while folding laundry?

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... But why lettuce wraps?

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But why running skirts?

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Just hearing the phrase "the Mar a Lago Summit" on NPR makes me want to hurl

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Just realized that my subconscious daily fashion goal for many years could be described as "Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap"

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Raise your hand if BBC News Hour is your least favorite part of NPR

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Me: "Babies look so good with their shirts tucked in"
Jon: "... I look good with my shirt tucked in"

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I don't think I trust people who attach fake reindeer antlers to their cars

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Just saw a cop use his lights and sirens to pull over a biker on campus and now my whole day is ruined

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Does anyone ever spell "rhythm" correctly without spell check?