E Fulenwider

The world as seen through my marketing goggles.

[E Fulenwider @emfulenwider]

@Dina_Maron Hey, looking forward to your content in 1440! I logged into X just to congratulate you 🙌

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#adamruins please do firewalking! And carpool lanes.

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@WestSacFire something is smoking in bridgeway islands... seriously

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There's more to you than you know. At Cedar Pen, we are devoted to helping people capture and preserve their parent's stories.

[E Fulenwider @emfulenwider]

"Essays written from outlines can succeed...but there's nothing adventurous about arriving exactly where you planned" - Writing Life Stories

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@WaveAlerts day 2 of no internet, sending you a bill for the sitter I hired so I can work from my local coffee shop during nap time. Thanks!

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Dear cosmetic companies, if you incentivize big purchases with a "free gift," you gotta do better than samples of your other crap #notfooled

[E Fulenwider @emfulenwider]

If you don't know what I do, I'm a personal historian. If you still don't know what I do, read this: https://t.co/px72rH9Vqe

[E Fulenwider @emfulenwider]

If you want to practice mindfulness and being in the moment, try picking up dog piles in the backyard. In your bare feet.

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70% of moms are working moms. Equal introductions for husbands and wives seems reasonable. https://t.co/USkmuJsB8W

[E Fulenwider @emfulenwider]

@M_Carbonaro, about your reveals on the carbonaro effect. Drop them. They tend to deflate the episode instead of delivering a punchline.

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Memorial Day sales should be banned. At the very least, shamed. #neverforget

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I didn't lose an hour of sleep, I lost an hour of miserably trying to fall asleep. Yay daylight savings! #SpringForward #hackingcough

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"I thought we needed a sippy cup for the baby, but then I saw the Cheetos" #myownmeme #walmartshoppers

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We have reached a new level of fashion indecision - Pantone picked TWO colors for their annual color of the year. #makeupyourmind

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Are cheerleaders even functionally necessary at the Super Bowl? #SuperBowl #thinkaboutit

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Go back to Coldplay.

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Well played, Kay jewelers. Way to reach your market where they're at. #marketing #SuperBowl

[E Fulenwider @emfulenwider]

Bahaha, the panthers coach sounds like an auctioneer #SuperBowl

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Boo @designcrowd for withholding 25% of my "full refund" as a "project fee." I hope it's worth losing a client and their friends over #badPR