real Bob Wiley

I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

OK, I think I’m done here. Too functionally broken, too much right-wing garbage, too many AI bots reacting to snuff videos (Jesus Christ). See you on the other app — which I’m sure is also bad, and which I promise to make just a little bit worse.

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

“X” does not exist

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

If you join Twitter, you too can be the jerk standing in front of me at a concert

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

It's a good night out there on Twitter. "Hey, list of retweeted lists. How's it going, pithy one-line comedians. What's up, character limit"

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

"If Twitter didn't exist, we'd need to invent it." --Voltaire

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

Twitter's "you might also want to follow..." suggestions are on a real hot streak tonight!!

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

Just saw an ad for "Delivery Man" with pull quotes from Twitter, including "Brand Advocate" @waystosave

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

How do we know Ellen's group selfie wasn't an Ocean's-Eleven-style diversionary ploy to knock out Twitter for five minutes

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

I got added to this Twitter list the other day. Badge of honor

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

Downloaded my Twitter archive and it confirms everything we already knew

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

I bet twitter is a lot more fucking pleasant in the Jeb! timeline

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

thanks to the twitter redesign team for cropping my pic as a reminder the walls are constantly closing in

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

@bransonreese Twitter

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

thank you, twitter

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

love that all the ads I get on twitter now are like this

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

he was talking about twitter

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

@Simpsons_tweets formerly Chuck’s Dentistry

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

when the arcade gets a Crazy Taxi machine

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

back on top once again

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

@TheAlexSylvian that’s only because you haven’t seen the paint jobs that were worse

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

@mattvsmetaverse @pcgamer tro