Em for short

Here for a good time, not a long time

[Em for short @emgio22]

Do you desperately need the old, mean bartender to like you or are you normal?

[Em for short @emgio22]

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[Em for short @emgio22]

People who honk as soon as the light changes, are y’all okay?

[Em for short @emgio22]

@2403amanda @Elton3000 @tariqnasheed You’re a racist piece of shit & no one gives a fuck about your opinion

[trish @ultragloss]

songs about jane by maroon 5 randomly being a no skips album

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

THIS THE BEST ONE YET IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Em for short @emgio22]

& it’s only just begun…

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like bed, I like soft pillows and blankets for my sleepy head

[Em for short @emgio22]

Shakira & her sons at the #GRAMMYs are the cutest ever!!

[Em for short @emgio22]

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[Em for short @emgio22]

Late but relevant

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Sagittarius is the luckiest sign

[Em for short @emgio22]

At work today a little boy told me his name was Batman & I just love that. He couldn’t tell me if he gave himself that name tho but it’s giving Frankenstein from Big Daddy vibes

[Em for short @emgio22]

I just drafted an ESPN Fantasy Football team via @ESPN Fantasy - via @ESPN Fantasy https://t.co/Z2tvGJdpIL

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Happy Tuesday & FUCK DonOld.

[Luvorboy @iamtamjeed]

I have just been watching this on repeat. Like they get it

[Em for short @emgio22]

@FearedBuck Big pepperoni energy

[Em for short @emgio22]

Gonna yell into the void for a sec…if trump gets elected in November, I’m certainly not getting pregnant in the next 4 years…maybe indefinitely if he tries to retain that power. What happens if I have an ectopic pregnancy & can’t receive the proper healthcare? I die? I’m good