emma 🌿

the butt of every joke

[ً @artfuIchaos]

me sitting and doing nothing cuz i have too many things to do

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

URGENT REQUEST

lemme see ur cats being weird little voids plz

🖤

[trash jones @jzux]

every season is spooky season when you’re just kind of a nervous person

[rico @somethinglovely]

skrrt

[emma 🌿 @emgraham_]

my money don't jiggle jiggle, it literally doesn't exist

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two weeks after 19 kids were slaughtered in a texas elementary school, texas lawmakers are finally banning *checks notes* drag queens

[Old Head Energy @Cheamane]

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock stayed in the news cycle longer than 10 black people being slaughtered in a supermarket.

Sad.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.