Emily Halker

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Looking back at pics from last night like

[relatable @byreIatable]

Jingle bells, taking L's, hit me with a sleigh

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

thankful for boys, butts, Beyoncé, booze, brunch food, bread and the binternet

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Instagraming pictures of your family while stating how thankful you are on Thanksgiving?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Stay woke fam

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Me not wanting to get out of bed

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Found my criminal alter ego.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

as prophecy requires, brad and angelina cannot both live while the other survives apart.

the duel will be televised live

[Emily Halker @emhalker]

Will never again look at the brand Steve Madden without pronouncing it in my head like Donnie from Wolf of Wall Street #steeeeevemaaadden

[Loyola MD SuperFans @HoundSuperFans]

SEE YOU IN PHILADELPHIA!!! #OntoTheFinalFour

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

When u tryin 2 fit in as a human even tho u a fuckin accordion

[Mohammad @extra_ham]

Global warming? More like global chill. I fuck w/ this weather.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

#HappyDecember

[Hilary Duff @HilaryDuff]

#prayforparis ...horrible to watch the news tonight. 💔 love and miracles for you tonight Paris.. Stay strong :(

[Emily Halker @emhalker]

@Uber this is a little scary