“Ello, welcome to my oome. Thees ees un favoreet painteeng of mine, I find eet een un petit how you say… antique shop. Antique shop... I feel excited because eet ees mon eh… first time haveeng un new friend en mon apartmon!”
It is Sunday the day of talking to myself in a French accent pretending I am explaining my French life to a new friend I invented in my head while I do dishes, laundry, etc.