Emily Yuan

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

Guilty!

[Felicity Hannah @FelicityHannah]

Did you know you can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape on the box?

[Felicity Hannah @FelicityHannah]

Did you know you can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape on the box?

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@wonky_donky @strwbilly Very interesting! Aaaaaand, this bot may actually be my son. Same amount of time spent watching Minecraft videos this weekend while he was sick. I’ll check in and circle back.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@wonky_donky Should I know what mufti means? If it’s PE kit, then I’m Queen at that. Can share a few good on-the-fly excuses for when the office calls.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

Now to find out which child told their teacher they ate their veg after shoving them in their pocket.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@wonky_donky @markpinsent ‘Merica!!!!

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

Dear British teacher, let’s just agree to disagree. Sincerely, American mOm.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

Youngest child reads me one of the first full paragraphs she’s written for school this year. Loudly yelling “PYRAMID” after finishing each sentence. I couldn’t correct her, didn’t have the heart. And I shall now do the same. In my head.… and possibly out loud, once or twice.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

After a week battling our own mouse infestation, a pest control trucks rolls up to my neighbors. I almost cheered out loud, now knowing we are not alone. Tis the season.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@wonky_donky If there’s not a pixilated Walmart grandpa / greeter at the entrance, then I don’t want in.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@wonky_donky My stomach now hurts.

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@wonky_donky @nytimes @sophie_gadd 🤣 See you at Legosland on Monday!

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

@Merredith Mere! I think of this all the time too! Zoltan and my “dog walk” pace is very different than my solo “outdoor walk” pace! Actually, there should be “walking with children” as well! 🤣

[Emily Yuan @emhemm]

Please, no. 🤦‍♀️

[Lucy Tobin @lucytobin]

The latest worrying trend in toys… 😳

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Me: *telling a joke*
Sara: Haha
Sarah: hahah

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.