Emily Henderson

Esquire, WUCL, JD ‘22. My twitter is as wild of a ride as my life, welcome to the madness. All views are my own, etc etc.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down, economics study says https://t.co/ipaFdCh0SK via @cbsmoneywatch

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me

[Emily Henderson @emhenderson8]

Nothing funnier than the woman repeatedly saying “I’m so sorry, I didn’t know!” To her group of friends throughout Drive Away Dolls

[Aaron West @oeste]

this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in championship level sports 😭😭😭😭

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

The Libs ending up with football in the great Woke cultural divide is the biggest upset in the history of time

[Emily Henderson @emhenderson8]

I’ve been making grilled cheese with mayo and corned beef. It’s the best choice of a lifetime.

[Emily Henderson @emhenderson8]

My two most used professional passive aggressive phrases are “Please advise.” and “Thank you for sharing your feelings on the matter.”

[Mary Siroky @marysiroky]

the tortured poet in question:

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

ronald reagan, usually

[Tired Conservative @99coug]

Schools must now pay a fee to the @pac2conference for any video footage of past games they would like to use.

😂😂😂😂😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

This is actually from when he learned African-American players count for a full roster spot and not just 3/5ths of one

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

for literally ANYONE who may not know: the amount of stalkers and death threats she’s received has forced her security team to set up facial recognition software at concerts to track her stalkers. Her security team also carries wound dressings and QuikClot with them in case she’s attacked. This particular stalker just arrested was seen over 30 TIMES in the last 2 months near her apartment but was only now finally put in jail. But people will still complain that her private jet is simple preposterous and can’t fathom WHY she can’t fly commercially. (she bought more than DOUBLE the carbon credits needed to help offset the costs of her travel just an fyi).

And now you have sick fucks making ai p0rn of her because what? Because She went to a football game? Because she’s acting like a normal human again and letting herself be seen in public again? Now we have people saying “it’s good that these images were made of her b/c now she will do something about it”. Why should she HAVE to be an activist for this kind of shit. She was previously a victim of SA and she took the man to court only after her tried to sue HER for the loss of his job. She countered for $1. Literally $1 just to make a statement (yes, she won.) Maybe just maybeee men (and some women) could stop being fucking freaks and start treating females with respect. Why don’t you go and make ai images of yourself or your s.o. or family if you love doing it so much? It’s just fake anyway, right?
And to say you dislike Taylor’s music is perfectly fine, not everyone is a fan, but that is NO excuse to treat her like she’s subhuman. Just admit you have a fragile masculinity and can’t handle seeing an extremely successful woman be happy.

Taylor has been in the spotlight for 18 years now, and she has NEVER had a single person come out saying anything but nice things after an encounter with her (fuck Kimye, they were proven to be liars when the whole phone call was leaked but 1/2 of y’all already spent years DRAGGING her for it). She silently donates HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars to local food banks to the cities she tours in. She is an extremely generous boss and gave her truck drivers EACH a $100k bonus this past year for helping on the US leg of the tour (she in total handed out 5mil worth of bonuses to her tour crew). She’s invited HUNDREDS of fans into her homes to show them her new albums before they were released and even REMEMBERS THEM BY NAME. She’s a truly just GOOD human being. But y’all want to criticize her every second for dating in her 20s (she’s had 13 bfs over 18 years btw but y’all wanna act like she had a new one every week)

If there was ever a human who DESERVES their fame, it’s undoubtedly Taylor Swift.
She’s literally just a woman doing what she loves and supporting the people she loves. The absolute BARE MINIMUM you could do is just show a modicum of respect.

[Doug Landry @douglandry]

Ron DeSantis spent $150 million ($20m RDS and $130m Never Back Down) and only got 23,420 votes

$6,400 per vote - a record of failure by a factor of 10x

(Michael Bloomberg only spent like $450 per vote)

The biggest dumpster fire in the history of presidential politics

[Emily Henderson @emhenderson8]

The community note 🤌🏻

[David Hookstead @dhookstead]

@barstoolsports Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

you really can’t afford to take a single day off from this app. you’d come back like “what’d i miss” and there’s hasidic jews crawling out of sewers a dude stuck in a vase

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The reason you never see the Proud Boys getting arrested by some local police officers is the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus hanging out with Hannah Montana

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Florida State: “We are going to go out and prove we belonged in the playoff”

Georgia:

[Emily Henderson @emhenderson8]

Reading the transcript from my first deposition is physically painful.

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar