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[emily @emheur]

Babe let’s give our kids androgynous names like Taylor Frankie Paul

[emily @emheur]

People at hibachi love to post like they’ve never been to hibachi before

[emily @emheur]

It’s always amber heard and never amber believed 😫

[emily @emheur]

People never shut up about salmonella

[emily @emheur]

Me, when caviar doesn’t have Popeyes : 😟

[emily @emheur]

Marianne Williamson was Trumps equal and opposite energy on the left

[emily @emheur]

Girl with an undercut and a boyfriend in Trader Joe’s. Gonna call her out for cultural appropriation

[emily @emheur]

Gays are the record keepers of pop culture

[emily @emheur]

My dish for thanksgiving this year is Zoloft

[Paula Mirare Overby @Paula_Overby]

Is everybody enjoying the trickle down of wealth.

[Paula Mirare Overby @Paula_Overby]

Trump's rule of law is like the Golden Rule, whoever has the gold makes the rules, which are mostly about hoarding all the gold.

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

This is how I, a 45-year-old white woman and mother of 6, currently at her peak Karen power, went from assuming police work was a necessary part of functional communities, to becoming a passionate advocate for #abolishthepolice #defundthepolice, over the course of one week.

1/x

[Coach Robinson @coachjay_ebe]

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 45 times with no complaints

[bradley @bradleyziffer]

So, the last week I have been battling COVID-19 & Pneumonia. Never in my life have I been this ill. “Young people aren’t at risk, they’ll only have mild symptoms” Wrong.

I want to open up about the difficulties I’ve gone through these past days, what it was like in the ICU...

[Tanner! @kidmanscill]

My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

The grape they did surgery on is addicted to painkillers now. Wake up America.

[Jacob Frey @Jacob_Frey]

Consent given. Immigrants and refugees are welcome in Minneapolis.