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[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

[emily @emhill17]

@Sparzito_ @The_Toke_Token Rolli

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

I don't eat 3 times a day, I eat when I'm hungry.

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

[Pop Base @PopBase]

After 10 years, Flappy Bird is officially set to return to the app store.

[Syeda Rija Rashid @SyedaRija_2001]

Girlhood is hating pink at 13 and then loving it in 20s.

[emily @emhill17]

@MegumiBandicot the only right answer

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

we really living in the the most difficult section of someone’s AP gov exam in 2053

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[ً @wtffrio]

private life is the new flex. the lesser they know, the better.

[emily @emhill17]

@NootTheNewt @Froggy455780 Any chance you’d sell the sample?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bill Nye will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[emily @emhill17]

@NootTheNewt curious how many more need to be sold to reach 20?

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Sup motherfuckas…F-1 Trillion August 16th

[mama z @mamaztheguru]

💚WEED ETIQUETTE💚

an informative thread about how to be a stoner that ✨cares✨

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

happy pride!

[☼PeruvianChickkk☼ @peruvianchickkk]

People I went to high school with are really out here getting engaged/married/on baby #2 or 3 & I’m over just here eating my first meal of the day at 6pm.